Tuesday, 24 September 2013
Sunday, 22 September 2013
Welcome to A Diva And A Dirtbag, with your glamourous (and more often than not, unwashed) hosts, Josie and Becki. With this blog we intend to unleash our inner dirtbag and diva with our often questionable clothing choices, daily lives, and general mishaps.
So,without further ado, we'll begin with a short introduction of ourselves written by each other (we are rarely this nice). Here we go!
Becki currently resides in her own world of cynicism towards Josie in a muddle of Asos packages, Disney and A Level revision books - despite only being back at school for 2 weeks. Her skill set includes a large dose of alcoholism with a fine aim for tequila shooters, although she has never been known to refuse a cocktail either. However this trait is equally, and unforgettably matched with her inablilty to remain quiet, her hair that mirrors that of a lioness and her eclectic style (with a selection of granny-esque dresses and skirts, this girl simply can't go wrong). Of late, she's favoured a mom jean which quickly spiraled into an obsession along with rapping to her father and brother, both of which rarely approve.
Also her skin is so soft I'm sure it makes angles weep. Alas, my face will forever be the consistency of pavement.
Josie is her name and dirtbag is her game. Her perception of herself is a streetwise urban kid who could quite easily be a member of Mr West's crew. However my view is slightly contrasting, normally she's dressed in some put together combo that annoyingly makes her look like she knows what she's doing. Her penchant for all black and the occasional tartan scarf give her a grungy appearance (totally what she wanted) and a moody edge. But don't be fooled by this well managed (sometimes) facade, she is completely mental and enjoys a good sing a long, usually after tequila, although it's not required. Currently studying retail in London, by oxford street no less, she is sure to go places, not sane ones but if she's there it is sure to be a glitter filled, roller coaster of fun.
I hate her really though.
So there we have it, just a quick post on who the hell we are, and what on earth we're up to on this here blog.
If you fancy dropping us a line (...of communication, not cocaine) on the twitters you totally can, @lifesateaparty and @reeeeeve.
See you again soon for the next installment of A Diva And A Dirtbag!